once in a life time succes:

It's 00:01, (Local time in Alaska is 13:01 yesterday) which means that my photoshop trial ended 1 minute ago. 

(I feel like my head has been amputated and now the prosthesis is brutally ripped off just when I got used to the idea of it.)

Luckily we happen to live in a world of free stuff.

This is how far I got.